tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

(via australiansanta)

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

(Source: cutebiche, via australiansanta)

assume:

sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!

sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving

(via australiansanta)

overheard-at-school:

"I think I may be black."

          “You’re white.”

"Yeah, but I like watermelon."

australiansanta:

*crawls around for the rest of my life just in case i snap my achilles tendon*

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